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You are the Watcher. When all options have been exhausted, when no one else can answer the call, you are summoned.

You must pet sit.

You are allergic to cats.

You are Mx. Cuddles, the best and greatest of your kind. Many travel from afar just for the chance to touch your plush, silky belly.

Your most loyal follower has gone missing, and in their place is a usurper who refuses to show proper deference to a creature of your sublime grace.

You must show this interloper who rules this home.

You Can (Not) Pet the Cat! is a 2-player, GM-less RPG. One player is the Watcher who must pet sit until their friend returns. The other player is Mx. Cuddles, who demands pets. Will you resist giving the kitty the Good Scritches or are they too cute to deny?


This work is based on Caltrop Core, published by Titanomachy RPG (https://twitter.com/titanomachyRPG) (https://titanomachyRPG.itch.io) . The Caltrop Core SRD is licensed for use under a Creative Commons Attribution- ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
AuthorBasil Wright
GenreRole Playing
TagsCats, Cozy, GM-Less, Tabletop role-playing game, Two Player


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finally a game about me


A neat little game about a pet sitter and an irresistible cat. You can play as the sitter or the cat.

I have to say I would always play as Mx.Cuddles because why resist to be a cat. I felt fabulous and will convince this sitter to cuddle me.

The chaos table is fun and really adds to the experience, the best experience in my experience if you can get 10 cuteness just before you hit the 10 chaos because a cat without chaos, isn’t really a cat after all.